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लड़की - यार ये लड़के आपस में कितनी गंदी बात करते हैं

लड़की - यार ये लड़के आपस में कितनी गंदी बात करते हैं

दूसरी- कितनी गंदी???

लड़की- अरे जितनी गंदी हम आपस में करते हैं

दूसरी- हे भगवान!! इतनी गंदी

Larki jab saaray kapray utaar deti hai to kya hota hai?

Larki jab saaray kapray utaar deti hai to kya hota hai?

Taar khali ho jati hay. Yaar kabhi to positive socha karo.

Call Girl : Tum Mere sath sona chate ho.

Call Girl : Tum Mere sath sona chate ho.

Santa : Haan, lekin tum meri biwi ki tarah karogi toh.

Call Girl: Vo kaise?

Santa: Free mein.

Touch it gently, Put ur finger inside, If hole is big put three fingers

Touch it gently.

Put ur finger inside.

If hole is big put three fingers.

Rub it up & down gently..
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that's the right way of washing the glass !!!!!

What Is A Blue Film?

Teacher: “What Is A Blue Film?”

Pappu: “It Is A Family Movie, Which The Whole Family Watches, But At Different Time“

Ek Ladki ka phone bajta hai.....

Ek Ladki ka phone bajta hai.Tring...Tring...

Ladki - Hello !

Ladka - Hello, Chintu hai?

Ladki - nahi hai.

Ladka - Mujhe mauka do, ho jayega.

Biwi ko afternoon me karoge to vo sust rahegi

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Biwi ko afternoon me karoge to vo sust rahegi.

Evening mai karoge to chust rahegi.

Daily karoge to tandurast rahegi.

Karte rahoge to khush rahegi. . . . .

Office se Roj Sirf 1 Call.

Ek Bacche ne Call Girl se pucha

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Ek Bacche ne Call Girl se pucha :- Aunty ji, aapke pass Bungalow, a Car, Bank balance, Nauker-Chaaker sab h. Aap karti Kya Hai..?? ? ? ? ?

Call Girl :- Ek Chhota sa ‘HOLE-SALE’ ka Business hai.