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Bhaiyya 10 rs. wali Maggi dena

Girl : Bhaiyya 10 rs. wali Maggi dena.

Shopkeeper : Ye lo madam.

Girl: Kitne hue?

Ek aadmi medical shop pr gaya or bola : - zeher do.

Ek aadmi medical shop pr gaya or bola : - zeher do.

Shopkeeper : - bina parchi ke nahi mil sakta.

Aadmi :- ne shaadi ka card dikhaya.

Shopkeeper - Bas pagle rulayega kya. Badi bottle du ya choti?


Pappu underwear lene market jata h

Pappu underwear kharid ne ke liye market jata h.

Pappu : Yeh kitne ka hai?

Shopkeeper : Rs 600.

Pappu : Arey bhai daily wear dikhaao, party wear nahi.

Sardar U cheated me

Sardar: U cheated me.

Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.

Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '